🐌🚲 HOW SLOW CAN YOU GO?! 🚲🐌
Potter Days is bringing you the SLOW ROLL SHOWDOWN on Saturday, September 5!
Forget about being the fastest. This race is all about BALANCE.
We’ll line up 10 riders on a 100-foot course. Your goal is simple:
Be the LAST rider across the finish line!
But there’s a catch…
🚫 No putting your foot down
🚫 No going backwards
🚫 No leaving your lane
🚫 No contact
✅ Keep moving forward
✅ Stay on two wheels
✅ LAST ONE ACROSS WINS!
💰 CASH PRIZES IN EVERY HEAT!
🥇 1st — $20
🥈 2nd — $10
🥉 3rd — $5
We’re planning up to 10 qualifying heats, and anybody can give it a shot.
Then comes the big one…
🏆 THE SLOW ROLL CHAMPIONSHIP
Think you figured out the secret? Maybe you had a rough first run? Maybe you just know you’ve got better balance than everybody else?
The Championship is OPEN TO ANYONE.
💵 $10 buy-in
💰 100% OF THE CHAMPIONSHIP POT PAID BACK!
🥇 1st — 50%
🥈 2nd — 30%
🥉 3rd — 20%
But that's not all!
🏍️ THE DIRT BIKE SLOW ROLL CHALLENGE
We want to invite the racers from PNCC to come into town and answer one very important question:
You already proved you can go fast… but who can go the SLOWEST?
📍 Potter Days
📅 Saturday, September 5
💵 Free bicycle qualifying heats
🏆 Cash prizes
🚲 Bikes provided
👨👩👧👦 Spectators encouraged
Tag somebody who thinks they’ve got the best balance in town.
Fast is easy.
Slow takes skill.
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